Jeff, Chuck and others in “Chuck Versus the Best Friend”

Does it shock you that 80% of my encounters with women have been completely without their knowledge?

Honestly, I'm more surprised by the other 20%. But look, buddy, I know you're going through a tough time, but I don't feel comfortable stalking another human being.

Dude, it's not stalking, okay? It's caring enough about someone to learn things about them they won't tell you themselves.

Which is stalking.