Chowder · Season 1, Episode 14
“The Bruised Bluenana / Shnitzel and the Lead Farfel” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Chowder (3), Lead Farfel (3), Mung Daal (2), Shnitzel (1)
What just happened?!
[pokes Shnitzel's hand] You're all squishy. Like a big marshmallow! [bites Shnitzel's hand, causing Shnitzel to scream in pain] Geh! You do not TASTE like a marshmallow.
Radda, radda. [touches his hand]
Shnitzel, have you gone soft?!
[panicking] Radda. Radda radda radda! Ra-raddaradda radda!
So, you dare challenge the dreaded Lead Farfel? I will crush you like the worthless worm you are!
But he's just a baby.
Then he will surely fail!
I just wanted directions to the library, jerk.
Each line represents how far the last person was able to carry the Farfel.
[spots a line with Shnitzel's name on it] Hey, this one says "Shnitzel."
[wakes up] Shnitzel?! Have you come to gloat on victories past?
No. Shnitzel's totally weak now. He can't even lift a pickle jar.
[Shnitzel groans and cries]
[laughs] Can't even lift a pickle jar. How does that make you feel, little man? Does it burn you with shame? [sniffs] Ahhh. I can smell your failure. It's a most delicious aroma.
Use that shame, Shnitzel! Be its master, poke it in the gut, call it "Grandpa." We'll whip up that mushy body of yours back into shape, and when you can move the farfel, you will once more be strong!
Regain your former glory, Shnitzel, or be squashed like a BUG!
Final distance - 6 inches... BACKWARDS! [laughs] Once again, the weak have been crushed, baby!
[During credits]
Shnitzel, what color is the universe? What if the sky smelled like fish? Who designed our brains? What comes after the letter "Z"? Do you believe in alternate dimensions? Do you believe in ghosts? Do you believe in alternate ghosts? Shnitzel, how much more could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Shnitzel, what makes you cry?
[Puppet Shnitzel looks at Puppet Chowder for a second, and turns with a tear dripping from his eye]
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