My Phone-a-matic Modemizer worked like a charm. All I have to do is dial my escape. Now I can reach out and rob someone anytime I want!
S3 E3A Fly In The Ointment
[Accidentally sitting on Zipper] What's up, Monterey?
You, in a second.
TTeacher
Now then, Franz, I've read your short story; frankly, I find it bizarre. Do you expect the reader to believe that one night, a fellow went to bed, and the next morning, he woke up as an insect? I mean, really. Have you been reading too much Spider-Man? Do you know anyone who looks like a daddy longlegs? It's unbelievable. It's... [sees Zipper in Nimnul's body] It's brilliant! A+!
Why would a fly stay out all night?
You suppose there was another garbage strike?
[Zipper returns.]
All I can say is, he'd better have a pretty darn good excuse for staying out all night!
[He goes outside... and staggers back in a second later, looking shaken.]
Yep, real good... c-convinced me... oh, yeah.
[Seeing Nimnul in Zipper's body] It looks like a fly but it sounds like a snake.
MMan
Waiter! Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?
[In Zipper's body] The 100-meter breast stroke! What does it look like, idiot?!
WWaiter
I assure you, Monsieur, this has never happened before.
[Chip vaults over the soup bowl, scooping Nimnul out of the man's spoon.]
WWaiter
And neither has that!
I have to admit you're awfully clever for vermin.
Thanks... I think.
[After the Phone-a-matic Modemizer jumbles them up]
We've just turned into the Rescue Mutants!
[In Chip's body] Look at me! I'm nothing but fur and bones.
[In Monty's body] Why do I have this sudden urge for cheese cake?
[In Dale's body] It's kinda breezy in here, isn't it? [Makes a skirt out of a toothpaste cap]
[With Gadget's body] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! I always wanted to get close to Gadget. But not this close!
Keep the hands off the body!
Sorry.
DDoctor
Either you're part fly, or a frustrated art critic.
DDoctor
Which do you find more attractive: this woo-woo girl, or this wasp?
[Zipper indicates that he likes the wasp better]
DDoctor
I kind of like the wasp myself. But who said a doctor can't be sick?
[while Nimnul is examining the Modemizer]
Do you think the problem could be a bad connector?
Will you please back off?! Remember: I'm the genius, you're the mouse!
[He returns to searching.]
Hey! I think I've discovered our problem: a burnt connector in the bio-mechanical regurgitator. [chuckles]
[dryly sarcastic] Oh, imagine that.
S3 E4A Chorus Crime
Where's the murder?
Murder?! Have the reviews come out yet?
Aren't you Canina LaFur?
Star of stage, screen and the occasional dog food commercial.
I've been a fan of yours for years and years...
How sweet.
...and years and years...
How nice.
...and years and years-
All right! How many dog years do I have to listen to this?
[When a cargo ship sinks with Monty on it]
CCrewman
All safe, Cap'n! Not a man lost!
Maybe not a man... but one heck of a mouse.
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