From now on, I'll mind my cheese and Qs... [Gets a whiff]... tomorrow. Chee-eee-eeee-eeese!
S2 E36Mind Your Cheese and Qs
S2 E37Out of Scale
Are you two fighting again?
Of course not! We're just having a spirited discussion.
PPigeon
Excuse me, is this a formal fight? You're all wearing tails.
Dale, watch where you're going!
You watch where you're standing!
MMoose
Say, Rocko, is stealing little animals against the law?
RRocko
Of course it is, you uneducated lowlife.
MMoose
Phew! Thank goodness! I was afraid for a minute there, we was gonna have to go straight.
RRocko
That shrinking gizmo we stole from Professor Nimnul worked like a charm on the statue.
IRIgnatz Ratskiwatski
Yes, but you fools had to steal Professor Nimnul along with it!
[After being foiled by the Rescue Rangers]
IIgnatz
I should never have broken my cardinal rule... NO ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE!
They can't do this! They can't use my invention to create devastation like this without giving credit to me! [Gets handcuffed] Honest. I had nothing to do with this.
[Ratso, Moose, Rocco, Buffy and Nimnul are hauled off to prison in a police van]
RRatso
I'm finished, you hear? Finished. No ransom, my house destroyed, on my way to prison. [sobs] Totally wiped out. And why?! [angrily turns on Buffy] BECAUSE YOU HAD TO HAVE SOME STINKIN' PETS!!!
BBuffy
Oh, yeah! What about me?! All my dollhouses are wrecked... AND I WANT A NEW TOY!!!
RRatso
[yells] Ehhhh, SHUT UP!!!
[Buffy flies across the police van and Rocco and Moose applaud Ratso]
RRocco
Yes, very sharp.
MMoose
All right! That's more like it. I wish I could have done it like that.
RRocco
Yeah.
S2 E38Dirty Rotten Diapers
[First lines]
Boy, what a case!
We sure whooped those bad guys!
Too right we did! And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it.
How can you say that, Monty?
Easy. Me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt.
Kinder and gentler Rangers, away!
Gosh, Chip! You're practically pacifist perfect.
Thanks, Gadget... I think.
Looks like we're chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
Monterey, being a Rescue Ranger is more than just exciting, harrowing narrow escapes and outrageous fights to the bitter end!
Since when?
Patience, patience, everyone. The baby's probably going through his terrible twos.
I vote we keep the brat from ever reaching three!
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