HHadley
You know, if I had known that kissing ass was the way to move up in this house, I would have bought some lip balm.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
CCruz
Guys, guys, I have an announcement to make. Please, I need everybody's attention. Today, I came across something so upsetting that it literally shook me to the core. I was in the laundry room. I was pulling my stuff from the washer to the dryer, and I discovered these left inside. [holds up a pair of red underwear]
Don't look at me. I've been a Fruit of the Loom man since 1975.
Twenty bucks to whoever finds the owner.
[takes the underwear from Cruz] Hey, first, they ain't mine. Second, these don't come down until the owner steps forward. I can't unsee this. Someone has to pay.
[Casey pins the underwear onto the bulletin board.]
He who smelt it hath dealt it.
CCruz
[looks pointedly at Otis] You're nuts. Those look like something that a Russian would wear on his wedding night.
They're not mine. But, I will put my money on Capp.
[sarcastically] Keep deflecting, Otis. It's a good strategy.
My dad used to tell me, "You have a choice. You can either choose to be in a bad mood, or you can decide to be happy."
VVoight
Did she mention anyone she felt uncomfortable around, was afraid of?
Yeah. You.
Gotta go White Sox.
No. I don't want to alienate half the neighborhood who are Cubs fans. We gotta go with teams that we can all agree on: the Bears, the Bulls and the Blackhawks.
And the Fire.
The who?
Soccer team. Chicago Fire.
When Andy died, without even realizing it, I found myself needing to be around people acting normal just to get my frame of reference back, pull myself out of the hole I was in.
You got a video camera I can use?
Herrmann, you got a hi-def camera on your phone. Why don't you just take some footage, I'll edit it for you.
Aww. Thank you, Otis.
[Otis and Herrmann unveil a banner: "Ladies' Night Specials - Every Weeknight"]
"Ladies' night specials". You're kidding me.
[looks at Herrmann] See, I told you she'd be pissed. You know why? 'Cause it's sexist.
Yeah, sexist against men.
It just feels...a little desperate.
[Cruz and Shay are walking through the locker room]
CCruz
You messing with me?
SShay
No! Women love it. You would not believe how many nerve endings are–– [sees a stunned Casey staring at them]
CCruz
Good morning, Lieutenant.
Don't stop with the sex advice on my account.
[recording video for his newborn son] It was kind of a rough morning, at least until you came along. Most of us took some knocks today but that's the way it goes sometimes, might as well hear it now. You came along and you made a lot of people really happy, not just your old man. You're a lucky guy, you were born into a really big family. A lot of people are gonna have your back no matter what. Like I said, not gonna be all sunshine and roses but I can promise it's gonna be a hell of a ride.
[after Mouch announces he and Mari were making lunch] I'm not eating any raw fish.
I'm telling you, we're gonna get crushed.
Your optimism is always inspiring.
Do I have narrow eyes?
[stares at Mouch and chuckles] What is it do you want to hear?
[seething at his computer] This "Wizard" program is the most...convoluted––
Yeah, we should record this. Use it to show how ineffective McLeod's systems are. This crazy budget type who has nothing to do with saving lives.
[grins at Mouch] Now you're talkin' like a union president!
[looks at Herrmann] You will not record this.
SShay
You think that woman knew her husband was a total scumbag before or after she married him
He could've pretended to be Prince Charming for years and she wakes up too late next to a monster under a bridge.
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