Gaston, Everton and others in “England Expects”

Hello, Rosbif.

Not here, mate. Try another kitchen.

You have to start boiling your vegetables now or they will not be soggy and tasteless in time.

Who's Rosbif?

We are, Everton.

You mean they call us Rosbifs like we call them fr...

Everton, don't stoop to their level.

So what you do, Rosbifs? Le grey bouf with ze soft cabbage and ze Rice Pudding with ze nice lumps? [reads menu] Wine sauce?

That's right.

But what is this wine?

I'm sure you've heard of it. It's an alcoholic drink made with fermented grapes.

But you must use ingredients anglais, Monsieur.

It is English, Monsieur.

What is English?

Having trouble with the old second tongue are we? It is English wine.

Le vin anglais? [laughs] Le vin Rosbif? My friend, you have won this contest already. No one else has this great advantage.