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S8 E24

Cheers · Season 8, Episode 24

Woody, Norm and others in “Mr. Otis Regrets”

Woody

[Terri] sounds like the perfect roommate. But I don't know. The thought of having a girl for a roommate, well I've got a real problem with that.

Norm

Your girlfriend wouldn't understand, huh?

Woody

Now I've got two problem.

Sam

I get it. Your mom would disapprove.

Woody

Make that three problems.

Frasier

What? Do you have religious scruples?

Woody

Oh great four problems.

Sam

What was your original problem?

Woody

Well I like to sit on the couch and leave the top button of my pants undone after a good frozen meal.

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