Woody
[Terri] sounds like the perfect roommate. But I don't know. The thought of having a girl for a roommate, well I've got a real problem with that.
Norm
Your girlfriend wouldn't understand, huh?
Woody
Now I've got two problem.
Sam
I get it. Your mom would disapprove.
Woody
Make that three problems.
Frasier
What? Do you have religious scruples?
Woody
Oh great four problems.
Sam
What was your original problem?
Woody
Well I like to sit on the couch and leave the top button of my pants undone after a good frozen meal.
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