Woody
So, tonight, when I got out in front of that audience, I ripped off every stitch of clothing. I looked around and I thought, "Why am I the only one who's naked?"
Sam
Well, maybe nobody noticed, Wood.
Frasier
Oh, they noticed, Sam.
Woody
As if that wasn't bad enough, I heard this high-pitched scream from the audience, "Hey, look! He's the only one who's naked!"
Norm
Sorry, Woody. It took me by surprise.
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