What kind of problem should I make up?
Well how about this, I once took one of my kids to the school psychiatrist and he said the kid had kleptomania.
Anything come of it?
Got a couple of pens and a leather appointment book.
Or you could try using my problem. I've always had this terrible fear of being a failure.
You are a failure.
Then I've licked it.
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