"That's not fair, he's bionic.
S1 E7Superdogs! Superjocks
"I like how the crowd is roped off.
Jason: Yeah that's so they won't leave.
Ohhh, Jackie Smith of dogs.
BSBob Sarlatte
Well you know as a former footballer myself, just in college
It wasn't a major college, D3, D4 really. Actually it was Juco. Not even it was a league. It's just a group of guys that got together. It was flag football, I was 10, 11 maybe. And it wasn't football, it was kickball. I used go with my dad. Well I went alone he dropped me off. My parents were divorced, my mom worked three jobs. I get sad when I see parents hugging their kids but enough about me, nice frisbee toss.
Yep she's refusing to finish the race. Who is she, Scottie Pippen's dog?
Awww, what a loser.
"There's was a love that was not allowed to florish. Society said no but their hearts said yes, tonight on The Hump.
Don't let him touch that, don't! He's just a baby!
S1 E8Superstars 1978
This Race is like that scene from Breaking Away.
Jason: Yeah, let's hope there's not a refrigerator at the bottom of the pool.
S1 E101994 World Series of Poker
Where's Russ' Fans?
Randy: I need my fan.
Get the man his fan.
S1 E201973 Superstars
JMJim McKay
Rounding out the field, the former heavyweight champion of the World, here is Joltin' Joe Frazier...
I believe it's Smokin' Joe Frazier McKay, it was Joltin' Joe DiMaggio. Well he's up. Frazier, a little anxious. Joe's yellow trunks showing his first true love: swim wear fashion.
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