Cheap Seats quotes

Jason

And that's when the gardener showed up.

Jason

"Is he trying to hear Cameron through the microphone."

Randy

Well things are really heating up Justin Carroll is on...

You know what is is fucking heating up.

Whoa!

Jason

Ok

Randy

Beamy

Jason

Relax man

Hey what I am relaxed what are you talking about?

Randy

are you drunk?

Hey (beep) damn right Im drunk i got 15 grand riding on this thing.

Jason

Alright guys you know what can we loss the beam effect.

Randy

Yeah this is really uncool you don't just show up to work drunk Jon.

Whoa who's Jon. My name is Beamy.

Jason

Alright fine Beamy! You obviously have a drinking problem, you very clearer have a gambling problem you need help. I don't know how much more clearly we can spell it out for you.

Well maybe i can spell it out for you. S P E..Fuck you.

Randy

Alright

Jason

oh Come on! Cut him off

Cut you off

Randy

Get him some coffee.

You go coffee

Jason

Alright we'll be back after this.

You..I..You be back.

We will be back

Randy

Actually

Good maybe when you come back you (Beep!)

Jason

Oh come on!

Randy

What?

Jason

"Ow! my face the smiling's killing me. Stop clapping! stop clapping damn you!"

So what are you going to do now with your winnings and now that your the National Spelling Bee Champion.

Jason

I'll probably buy some friends. Kids can be pretty shallow.

Randy

I told you wide world would cover this nonsense. Next year I'm gonna try out a monkey.

I don't know basketball.

Jason

And who would expect you to know about basketball. You're just an NBA franchise owner

When I bought the club I went to the Indianapolis 500

Randy

because I thought the Pacers were a racing team. I'm learning people be patient with me.

Jason

Well the good thing is people in Indiana don't really take their basketball too seriously so you're in good shape there

Bee the shit out of this motherfucker!

Jason

Now he's just making shit up.