…he didn’t go all Santa for the money. Back in the day, he used to pull down a half a mil a year. As Santa, he made a tenth of that.
You can make that much as a Santa? Maybe I should switch jobs, huh?
What? Gain 200 pounds and have a bunch of rug rats sitting on you lap with dirty diapers?
[With a disgusted face] Yeah, thanks for the visual.
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