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S5 E9

Castle · Season 5, Episode 9

Gates, Ryan and others in “Secret Santa”

My mother-in-law is a licensed pilot, as she keeps reminding me. Part of a larger effort to make me feel inferior. I’m sorry. Did I just say that out loud?

Sounds like she’s staying with you, Captain?

One day soon, your in-laws will visit, too. And when they do, think hotel. [walks away] Oh, Lord, I hate the holidays.

[sotto voce] Yet another quality she has in common with the Grinch

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