You saw that interview. No-one believes me. But somewhere out there, someone knows where I was, and what I was doing.
You ready for this?
A mystery I might be able to solve? It'll be a relief.
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You saw that interview. No-one believes me. But somewhere out there, someone knows where I was, and what I was doing.
You ready for this?
A mystery I might be able to solve? It'll be a relief.
And instead of going after real leads, we're gonna be chasing thousands of half-baked tipsters playing the Richard Castle lottery.
What real leads? So far, we've had nothing but dead ends. And I'm tired of not knowing. Now, to find a needle in a haystack, do we not first need a haystack?
Yeah, but not a haystack full of nutjobs.
Mr Castle! Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Did you give that TV station the precinct number?
Well, I'm not going to give them my home phone. That's private!
The NYPD is not your personal secretary! Do you know how many man-hours this little stunt of yours is costing us? The phones have been ringing off the hook!
Did you hear that? Ringing off the hook? [kisses Gates and grabs a stack of phone messages] We have leads.
W... w... what just happened?
Aha, that will be my date.
Ooh, you have a date?
Uh-huh, Robert. We met at the grief counselling group, when you were presumed...
You picked up a man at grief counselling?
Yes. Now, I will thank you to go into the other room.
Why?
Because at the moment our relationship is based on mutual loss, and if he finds out that you have returned, and are alive, it will just... it will ruin everything.
Mother, you realise I was on television this morning?
Luckily, Robert is a cultured man, he does not watch television. The only newspaper he reads is the Wall Street Journal, which, thankfully, did not carry news of your return. So, go, go, go, go.
We have no idea what's out there. No idea who's out there. That's too risky.
It's Canada. How risky could it be? And need I remind you, I'm a grown man. I have no need to ask your permission. That being said, pleeeease, please, please can I go?
Okay, fine. But only because I know you're not gonna do anything stupid if she's with you. [to Alexis] Don't let him do anything stupid.
Promise.
Grab your passport, I'll get the tickets.
You weren't supposed to come back. Ever.
It's you.
What do you remember?
Nothing.
That's good.
I know you're involved. I know you know what happened to me. Who are you?
You can't be doing this. Asking questions, offering rewards. It's too dangerous.
Then tell me what happened.
You're not listening, Mr. Castle. You need to stop.
Or what?
Or you're going to find out the truth. And you said you didn't want to remember. We went to great lengths to make sure that you didn't. But if you keep looking...
There's no way in hell I asked for this.
I'm sorry, but you did.
I don't believe you.
Hollander's woods, Mr. Castle. That February day, when you were eleven years old. What happened to you there, the real reason you became a mystery writer.
How did you... I never told anyone about that.
No. Not Beckett, not your family. But you told me, three weeks ago, so that if this ever happened, you'd have proof. You'd know that you were the one who asked to forget.
I asked for this?
Some mysteries aren't meant to be solved. It's over now. Go home. Live your life. Forget this ever happened. It's what you wanted.
[Castle and Beckett glance at each other over their tablets]
You want to do something tonight?
Sure, if you want.
Sure.
Like what?
We could, um, go watch a movie.
Yeah, yeah, if you want to.
Well, not if you don't want to.
Well if you want to, I - I want to.
You know what, we've watched a lot of movies over the last couple of weeks.
Yeah.
So maybe we could, you know, if you wanted...
If I wanted to what?
I mean, we could try something else tonight.
Something else as in...
Yeah. I mean, we haven't since...
Yeah, well, given everything that's happened, I thought you just, you weren't ready...
I thought that you weren't ready.
I'm ready. I'm... I... [scoffs] I'm... I'm so ready.
I'm ready too. Like, I'm really ready.
Okay, well, then, what are we waiting for?
[Beckett's cellphone rings]
I so missed these mind melds.
You promise?
Yes, we’ll pick up where we left off. I’ll even slip into that Valentine’s Day gift you got me.
You mean the one with...?
Mmm hmm.
With...?
Yep.
[Beckett walks into the crime scene and Castle leans heavily on the cop outside the door with a heavy exhalation.]
Really? That's how the Devil is gonna kill someone? Using a broken pool stick?
Or perhaps the Prince of Darkness is trying to make a point. You live by the cue, you die by the cue.
I thought he usually just released the hellhounds.
All right, then how do you explain what we just saw back there?
Easy. Will didn't close the door all the way when he came back in. Our window was open, the killer came through it, and this huge gust of wind forced the door open, and then shut when they left.
Except Will lives on the 19th floor. With no fire escape.
Come on, Castle. You know that there are plenty of ways to access windows on high-level floors without a fire escape.
Yes. If you're Spider-Man.
Our killer's not Spider-Man.
Agreed. Because it's the Devil.
What would you do if you were attacked by an invisible, demonic force?
I'd tell Ryan to lay off the bean burritos at lunch
Give me a minute, and let me slip into something special, okay?
Right.
[as Beckett leaves, Castle hurries to the bed]
Cause there's something special I got you for Valentine's Day. I approve.
It's even better.
[re-enters the room naked]
It's invisible.
I’m not talking to Mr Castle. He’s a jerkface.
[To Kate.] Okay, you know what, he’s the jerkface.
He's eight years old. You've been here a day and a half, and already you have a nemesis?
[Looks quizzically at Beckett] I'm Emily. Who are you?
I'm Kate. I'm Mr. Castle's... friend.
Do you like to play Princess with him?
Er... sometimes.
Are you two getting married?
One day.
[Emily walks out looking disappointed]
...Maybe you should give this medal to her [Natalie]. I didn't do much to deserve it.
Are you kidding? You put up with Castle for two whole days.
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