I’m not talking to Mr Castle. He’s a jerkface.
[To Kate.] Okay, you know what, he’s the jerkface.
He's eight years old. You've been here a day and a half, and already you have a nemesis?
“Child's Play” · Season 7, Episode 4
In this episode: Kate Beckett (3), Richard Castle (2), Alexis Castle (1)
I’m not talking to Mr Castle. He’s a jerkface.
[To Kate.] Okay, you know what, he’s the jerkface.
He's eight years old. You've been here a day and a half, and already you have a nemesis?
[Looks quizzically at Beckett] I'm Emily. Who are you?
I'm Kate. I'm Mr. Castle's... friend.
Do you like to play Princess with him?
Er... sometimes.
Are you two getting married?
One day.
[Emily walks out looking disappointed]
...Maybe you should give this medal to her [Natalie]. I didn't do much to deserve it.
Are you kidding? You put up with Castle for two whole days.
I realize you consider yourself the adult of the family...
For good reason.
For very good reason. But... but part of being an adult is realizing you can't always protect the people you love.
Okay.
Okay.
Being an adult really sucks.
Yeah. And you've spent way too much time having to be one. So... [steps out and comes back in with a scooter] I'm ordering you to be a kid.
Don't you think I'm a little old for that?
I am not too old for it, so you are definitely not too old for it.
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