Gwen
I was supposed to be an influential author with a smoking-hot husband and fat stacks of cash. Instead, my ass is stuck in a trash can, I have no idea who I am, and it's too late for me!
Max
Nonsense, Gwen, you're just looking at it all wrong! Come on, I'll show you.
[Max leaves the camp office, but comes back moments later]
Max & Gwen
Ass stuck in a trash can.
Max
Right.
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