[Preston is bombarded with so many requests from the campers, he faints, falls through the floor and ends up falling in mid-air. Once he nearly hits the ground, he awakens to find himself inside the mess hall and sees an older version of himself and the campers.]
[loses his balls] Oopsie doodle dangle! My balls! [the old crowd laughs]
What is this?
Your future... [takes off his hood] Preston.
No! My future is on Broadway! Or the dazzling world of audiobooks!
No. You're doomed to be the king of low brow memes.
No, NO! I challenge people's head brains!
[disgustingly blows his nose on $100 bills] The uterus of time has a way of changing a person.
I'm not you! I don't want this!
[barely laughs] I am you! And you are me! We're sellouts! Nothing more!
[As he laughs, all the old campers turn their heads to laugh at Preston, who screams in terror. Preston then wakes up, revealing the whole thing he went through was a nightmare. He sees the other campers standing inside Dolph's tent.]
He's awake!
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