Randi, Phil and others in “Cat-A-Versary”

Kat, he was old, but you gave him a great life. Every time he would lay on your laptop, you would just stop working so he could sleep there.

And then you bought him his own computer so he could lay right by you.

Which I'd like to call dibs on. Not the time.

I just have that same heavy feeling in my heart that I had when my dad died. And, disturbing coincidence, they both died on top of my mother.

Well, just remind yourself it's a cat and not a person.

Uh-oh.

Yeah, I know it's a cat and not a person. A cat that I loved very deeply. The first cat I rescued. The only cat who knew how to pee on a potty. And do you know who taught him to do that? No one. He learned just by observing human behavior. He was that smart.

Okay, I'm sorry. That came out wrong.

I'm gonna go upstairs for a little bit. Alone. Randi, I'm having Mr. Mousekers cremated. Can you pick up his ashes later today?

There's nothing I'd rather do. Well, there are some things, but once again, not the time.

And I'm gonna cancel the party. I don't even care if I don't get my deposit back on that ice cat sculpture.

I didn't want to burst her bubble, but I'm the one who taught that cat to pee on the toilet.