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Californication · Season 1

Becca and Hank Moody in “Pilot”

Becca

Father?

Hank Moody

Daughter?

Becca

Why is there a naked lady in your room?

Hank Moody

Uh... You. Stay... Right here.

Becca

There's no hair on her vagina. Do you think she's okay?

Hank Moody

I'll check.

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