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Californication · Season 1

Hank Moody and Nun in “Pilot”

Hank Moody

(pointing at Jesus on cross) I was just having a little chat with your husband here.

NNun

Is there anything that I can help you with?

Hank Moody

Oh no, I don't want to bother a real live person about it.

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