Mace got a girlfriend. Mace got a girlfriend. Mace got a girlfriend.
S2 E3The Case of Mace's Romance
MMace
GO TO WOOORRRRK!!!!!
The Case of C.O.P.S. File #1
[narrating] The facts have been kept secret, until now. You are about to witness the dramatic origin of the world's greatest crime-fighting team! It all began when an notorious underworld kingpin known as The Big Boss sent his henchmen on a spree of high-tech robberies.
[after Rock Krusher crashes through the roof of his van] Ever consider using the door, jerk?
[in a building being flown over Empire City] Now I've seen everything!
[looks up and sees the Ultimate Crime Machine] Let me change that. *Now* I've seen everything!!
I got the combination to open every bank vault in Empire City: me and my jackhammer!
[using a grappling hook to pull off a heist] Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Crook. Stealing's a cinch with this new hook!
(Mahh) I'm the Big Boss, see? And what the Big Boss wants, the Big Boss takes! (Mahh)
[spotting the Ultimate Crime Machine on radar] Now that's what I call a serious bogey!
Big job for our first one? Think we can handle it?
MMirage
We're C.O.P.S. aren't we? We can handle it!
Hey! What are you rookies doing here! Vess told you to stay put!
Hardtop: And miss all the fun?
[after crash landing the Ultimate Crime Machine in the C.O.P.S. parking lot] Gee, good thing there was a free parking space!
Bulletproof: [silence]
No sense of humour.
What about you, B.P.? What's your codename going to be?
Bullseye: Yeah. What's B.P. stand for anyway?
Longarm: I don't know what it used to stand for, but from now on, I'd say it stands for Bulletproof!
Bulletproof: Then that's my codename from now on. You all performed splendidly today. I'm proud of you. But as you know, Big Boss and the others got away, and they'll be back! There are many more battles to be fought. But together, one day, I promise you, we're going to put the Big Boss behind bars!
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