Even I keep a promise sometimes.
The Case of C.O.P.S. File #1
Good work, Buzzbomb! Today you've earned your steel wool cupcakes!- Dr. BadVibes
The Case of The Lowest Crime
[narrating] Big Boss loved big bucks, and he didn't mind breaking laws to get them. But there's a crime that even Big Boss won't stoop to, and that's selling drugs!
Listen, drugs messed up my nephew, Berserko! I want 'em out of Empire City, even if that means helping the C.O.P.S.!
Hmm. All right - under the circumstances, we'll take that help. But we work in pairs - one COP, one Crook - to keep an eye on you.
C.O.P.S. and Crooks! Eurgh! Disgusting! But...acceptable!
All right, let's do it! Pair up and get moving! IT'S CRIME-FIGHTING TIME!
Ohh...humiliating!
[narrating] For his crimes, Addictem was sentenced to life imprisonment. Several of the Crystal Twyst addicts remain hospitalised, or in mental institutions. Drugs are dangerous. Please remember: if anyone offers you drugs, you have the choice. Say 'no'.
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