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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 3

Cordelia, Oz and others in “Graduation Day, Part Two”

Cordelia

I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Oz

We attack the Mayor with hummus.

Cordelia

I stand corrected.

Oz

Just keeping things in perspective.

...

Cordelia

My point however is, crazy or not, it's pretty much the only plan. Besides, it's Buffy's, and she's Slay Gal, you know, Little Miss Likes-to-fight. So...

Xander

I think there was a 'yea' vote buried in there somewhere.

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Angel

Well, he's not crazy about germs.

Cordelia

Of course. That's it! We'll attack him with germs!

Buffy

Great! We'll get him cornered, and then you can sneeze on him.

Cordelia

No! No. We'll get a container of Ebola virus, and... and, um... or -- it doesn't even have to be real. We could just get a box that says "Ebola" on it, and, um... [snaps her fingers] chase him. [everyone is silent] ...With the box.

Xander

I'm starting to lean towards the hummus offensive.

Oz

He'll never see it coming.

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