[Buffy tries to convince Giles she truly is Buffy, despite being trapped in Faith's body.]
[in Faith's body] Giles!
God!
[in Faith's body] Don't move. Okay, Giles, you have to listen to me very carefully. I'm not Faith.
Really?
[in Faith's body] Really.
'Cause the resemblance is striking.
[in Faith's body] I know, Giles. You just have to... Stop inching. You were inching.
Look, I-I know what you're gonna say, and-and, uh...
[in Faith's body] I'm Buffy.
All right, I didn't know what you were going to say, but that doesn't make you any less crazy.
[in Faith's body] Faith switched. I mean, she had some device. She switched our bodies. Giles, I swear... it's me.
Um, if-if you are Buffy, then, uh... then you'll let me tie you up without killing me, um, until we find out whether you're telling the truth.
[in Faith's body] Giles, Faith has taken my body, and for all I know, she's taken it to Mexico by now. I don't have time for bondage fun. Ask me a question. Ask me anything.
Who's president?
[in Faith's body] We're checking for Buffy, not a concussion.
Oh, yes, right. Um...
[in Faith's body] Oh, this is... Giles, you turned into a demon, and I knew it was you. I mean, can't you just look into my eyes and be all intuitive?
How did I turn into a demon?
Buffy [in Faith's body]: Oh, 'cause, uh, Ethan Rayne. And-and you have a girlfriend named Olivia, and you haven't had a job since we blew up the school, which is valid lifestyle-wise. I mean, it's not like you're a slacker-type, but... Oh, oh! When I had psychic power, I heard my mom think that you were like a stevedore during sex. What...? Do you want me to continue?
Actually, I beg you to stop.
Buffy [in Faith's body]: What's a stevedore?
All right, let's... um, I need you to explain everything.
[in Faith's body] And I will after we get Faith.
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