You know why I really hate you, Summers?
[in Buffy's body] 'Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?
Well, yeah. That covers a lot of it.
[in Buffy's body] 'Cause I could do anything I want and instead I choose to pout and whine and feel the burden of Slayerness. I mean, I could be rich, I could be famous. I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Spike. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? [mockingly] Because it's wrong.
I get this chip out, you and me are going to have a confrontation.
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