Cordelia, Anya and others in “The Wish”

Cordelia

Buffy Summers. That's when all my trouble started. When she moved here.

You okay?

Cordelia

Oh, I just pulled some stitches last night. Know why? Surprise. It was Buffy's fault.

Harmony

Oh, hey, it's Garbage Girl. Loved the look last night, Cor. Dumpster chic for the dumped.

[chuckles] Yeah. [chuckling] Oh, God.

Here. I think you need this more than I do right now.

Cordelia

Yeah, I could use some luck. And a stick with pointy, sharp bits. If that Buffy wasn't, I swear.

She's a pain. But Xander, he's an... utter loser. Don't you wish...

Cordelia

I never would've looked twice at Xander if Buffy hadn't made him marginally cooler by hanging with him.

Really?

Cordelia

Yeah, I swear. I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale. [gasps]

Done.