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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 3

Cordelia and Vamp Xander in “The Wish”

Cordelia

[about Willow and Xander] No, no, no way! I wish us into Bizarro-land and you guys are still together? I cannot win!

Vamp Xander

Probably not, [changes to vampire face] but I'll give you a head start.

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