“Dirty Girls” quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Faith

Whatcha wanna do to her, vamp? Huh? Somthin' like this? [punches Spike]

Spike

(stands) Nice punch you got there. Lemme guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower...you must be Faith.

Faith

[shrugs and grins] Oh, goodie. I'm famous.

Spike

Told you were coming. Bit of a misunderstanding here. I'm--

Faith

Spike. [nods] Yeah, we've met before.

Spike

We have? I don't think we-- [Faith kicks Spike in the torso] Bloody hell! What're you doing? I'm on your side.

Faith

Yeah? Maybe you haven't heard. I've reformed. [punches Spike]

Spike

So have I. [punches Faith] I reformed way before you did. [Faith punches Spike] Stop... [punches Faith] hitting... [punches Faith again] me! We're on the same side.

Faith

Please. You think I'm stupid?

Spike

Well, yeah. [grins]

Faith

You were attacking that girl. [punches Spike]

Buffy

[innocently] Sorry, Faith. I didn't realize that was you.

Faith

It's all right, B. Luckily, you still punch like you used to.

Buffy

You OK?

Spike

Yeah. Terrific.

Faith

[to Buffy] You're protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?

Buffy

He's with me. He has a soul.

Faith

Oh, he's like Angel?

Spike

No!

Buffy

Sort of.

Spike

I am nothing like Angel.

Buffy

He fights on my side. Which is more than I can say for some of us.

Spike

Angel's dull as a table lamp! And we have very different coloring.

Faith

Yeah, well if he's so good, what's he doing chasing down defenseless--

Buffy

That's one of the bad guys.

Faith

You should make 'em wear a sign.

Caleb

"Drink of this, for it is my blood." You know, I always loved the story of the Last Supper. The body and blood of Christ becoming rich, red wine. I recall, as a boy, though, I couldn't help but think: what would happen if you were at the Last Supper, and you ordered the white? A nice oaky Chardonnay or White Zin. I mean, would he make that out of his lymph or some-all? Never did bring it up. Suppose there was a reason why I never spent too long in one parish. Just looking for answers. Just looking for the Lord in the wrong damn places. Then you showed me the light.

Faith

Every guy's got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola-type dude - naughty nurses and horny cheerleaders... I figure, if you can't beat 'em--

Spike

Join 'em.

Faith

Just don't forget who's on top.

Spike

That, I suspect, would be you.

Xander

I've been through more battles with Buffy than you all can ever imagine. She's stopped everything that's ever come up against her. [Buffy and Faith walk in] She's laid down her life --- literally --- to protect the people around her. This girl has died two times, and she's still standing. You're scared? That's smart. You got questions? You should. But you doubt her motives, you think Buffy's all about the kill, then you take the little bus to battle... I've seen her heart, and this time, not literally. And I'm telling you, right now, she cares more about your lives than you will ever know. You gotta trust her. She's earned it.

Faith

Damn. I never knew you were that cool.

Buffy

Well, you always were a little slow.

Caleb

[to Faith] Well, you're the other one, aren't you. You're Cain to her Abel. No offense meant to Cain, of course.

Faith

I never was one for the good book.

Caleb

Oh, it has its moments.

Caleb

[grabs Xander] You're the one who sees everything, aren't you? Well, let's see what we can't do about that. [gouges out Xander's left eye]