Brothers & Sisters · Season 1
[about golf] Kevin plays.
What? No, Kevin doesn't.
Yeah, Kevin does play. He played on our high school golf team.
Yeah, only because I had a crush on Matthew Brown. I joined everything he joined, even Future Farmers of America... Yeah, he grew a prize-winning pumpkin.
Ooh, I bet he did.
Life is lonely, Nora, it's long and lonely. And there are so many genuine evils in this world, I would think that you would at least let someone off the hook for falling in love with the wrong person.
Why not fire me, why keep me around?
I don't know. Maybe because... I know who you used to be in high school, Justin. You were the boy with the sweetest smile. Who made the future look easy. And I want to give him a second chance.
[to Justin] I'm not like him. Dad never stopped caring about what you did with your life. I do. I stop right now. I stop today.
Woo, what are you all dressed up for?
I'm not dressed up.
You're wearing a push-up bra.
This is not a... it's a French cup... I got it on sale... You know, it wouldn't hurt you to wear a bra every now and then!
Okay, fine. How's tomorrow night?
My boyfriend and I might have plans, but I'll check.
He can come too, he was kinda hot. How's seven thirty?
Geriatric. Let's say nine.
[to Kevin during their dinner date] I love this part, when you look at someone and they don't look away.
I'm just completely in awe of you. You're really amazing. You're like totally my role model.
[smiling] Oh, thanks.
Except for, you know, your politics.
Sometimes I have to remember that not all businesses want to be saved. And the hardest thing is knowing when to give up. That's what you want, isn't it? [Kitty nods] Now I know.
I don't want to be with you, Jonathan, just because I don't want to be alone. We go out for dinner and we talk about politics and we talk about business ... and it works. But it's like the difference between looking good and feeling good.
Sarcasm is the refuge for people who know they're wrong and are on the ropes.
You can't buy someone's time. It's all tied to pride in the work ethic, like Sigmund Freud said.
What did Freud say?
He said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
Wow. Do people underestimate you a lot?
[nodding] Because of the hair.
I was... I am in awe of you, Sarah. You became the woman I always wanted to be. And you did it all without losing your softness or your goodness. I love all my children. But I have so much respect for you, Sarah.
Can you hand me a screwdriver... You know what a screwdriver looks like?
It's orange and comes in a glass filled with ice.
You know, this whole anonymity thing is a joke. If the kid's well dressed and witty, it's mine.
You don't stand a chance. My little dudes have been at war.
And stoned for the last ten years. Mine are effective.
Okay, that's enough sperm talk for the rest of my life.
I'm sorry, but when I packed I didn't realize I was going to be walking into Caligula's bathhouse.
[holding up a bra] Well, what did you pack for?
I packed for work. Warren and I are... you know, we're preparing for a very big interview.
Is that the euphemism of choice these days?
You know, mother, you're just trying to defer the attention because Dave came up here to remodel you.
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