[Boyle was caught naked in a restaurant bathroom when Rosa Diaz chased a suspect in there. The following day, Boyle is in the file room when Diaz walks in.]
Oh. I didn't-
No, it's fine, I'm not-
Right, why would you be-
It's not like I'm, uh, always-
Naked.
Yeah.
Look, man. Nobody's ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your-
Benny and the Jets.
[Laughs] Sure. Whatever.
[Terry enters the file room.]
Hey. I've been looking for you guys. I just spoke to our perp's attorney. He's claiming the drugs you seized in the bathroom weren't his.
What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage!
Yeah. Normally, it'd be your word against his- but lucky for us, you were wearing body cams!
Yeah, but the thing about cameras, is that they don't really tell the full, objective truth. Images can be distorted. People often seem naked.
Boyle, what are you talking about?
Boyle is fully nude in the footage.
WHYYYY?!
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