[After getting away a second time, Doug Judy has sent Jake a recorded video]
Sup, Peralta! Greetings from paradise! Actually, I'm a little disappointed in the hotel. How you mess up a omelette? It's just a flat egg!
He pretty much just talks about the omelette for the next ten minutes, but- [Clicks and skips further ahead in the video]
-about my escape. [Shifts the camera] This is my associate, Kyle. He drove the garbage truck. You may also remember him as the room service waiter I had you tip so generously.
Son of a bitch!
Yeah. And when we ordered the lobster, it was code for Kyle to follow him.
Anyway, tell Diaz she loves me. Merry Christmas! [Jake closes his laptop]
Okay, first things first. I swear to you that we are gonna catch Doug Judy.
I know. We did it once, we can do it again.
No. We will catch him. More importantly, thank you. I know how hard it was to make that choice and let him get away.
No, it was an easy choice. I know how much this task force means to you.
[Grins] It means so much and it's been so stressful and it went so well! Seriously, look at me, I cannot stop smiling! How do people do this with their faces?
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