Captain Holt's uncle passed away. They weren't close, but I wanted to do something.
Flowers are an interesting choice, Santiago. But I can still beat you.
Beat me at expressing condolences?
Yup- it's on! Flowers are a gift, and Captain Holt hates gifts. I think a thoughtful email is the way to go here. [Gets out his cell phone] "Dear Captain, we were all so sorry for your loss." Group sentiment, very meaningful. "Please let us know if there's anything we can do." Selfless act.
Very respectful.
Correct. I am the king of respectfulness, bitches!
Hey, did you send that from your personal or work account?
Personal. It's a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle.
So you remembered to turn off your signature, right?
Oh, no.
[Jake gets up and hurries to Holt's office.]
Hey, Captain, I just sent you an email, uh...
"Dear Captain, we were all so sorry for your loss. Please let us know if there's anything we can do." Sent from, "My Stinky Butt."
I was hacked?
Thank you for the email. It means a lot to me.
You're very welcome.
I was addressing your stinky butt.
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