Broken News Season 1 quotes

I thought I was going to vomit so hard, my liquified kidneys would be forced out of my nose.

Katie Tate

Here's a text message from a viewer: "I'm not a Nazi sympathiser, but why don't we ever sympathise with them".

Richard Pritchard

Another message says: "Your coverage of the war is anaemic and sentimentalised and doesn't fully convey the sheer horror of what went on. You should show more mutilated bodies and explosions."

Katie Tate

The next text reads: "Animals don't have wars. They just sit around all day, having a..."

The northern Tajikistan province of Gorno-Badakhstan has experienced no weather for over four months now.

Hi, I'm Dan Evans, in London.

And I'm Tom Mitchell, in New York.

And I'm Michelle Wong, in Hong Kong.

And I'm Kyoko Ogura, in Tokyo.

And I'm Katerina Schultheiss, in Berlin.

And you're watching World Money Today.

With me, Johan Fleisher, in Geneva.

And me, Francis Xavier-Menenses, in Buenos Aires.

And I'm Todd Todmore, in Johannesburg.

And me, Brett MacKensie, in Sydney. G'day.

And me, Dan Evans, in London.

So, how could she out-do that dress? Simple, no dress! But she made just flaw...it was a kiddie picture! The parents are all like "Total mental corruption". Just kidding! They're all "Lawsuit" and "Ker-ching", and "Chat Show!"! But, on a serious note, could this be the beginning of the end of society! I mean, can you imagine if Robin Williams turned up naked to his next premiere? Ugh! Would you wanna see that? I'd rather watch his movies!

Katie Tate

Here's a text message from a viewer: "I blame the breakdown of society on society."

Richard Pritchard

Here's another one: "Children these days sound too black. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just wrong".

Katie Tate

"Not all children are bad. Our daughter is the kindest person ever". That's from Mummy and Daddy in Newcastle.

He is more unpleasant than Hitler in a traffic jam.

On the plus side, his hair would cover his body, but on the downside, you'd see his hairy body! Ahh!

As Josh seems to have lost the ability to speak, we'll leave it there.

Donald Rumsfeld is very much his own man, and people here are talking about what he will not say as much as what he will say when he does turn up. He will probably not say what we expect him to say, because that's not his style, although of course, we'll know what he will say in a few moments' time, assuming that he hasn't actually said it already.

Due to a debate between librarians and PACT, the Producers Alliance for Cinema and Television, news channels cannot shoot new footage of libraries. These library pictures were shot months ago.

Katie Tate

Scott from Bolivia says that he thinks his country's nuclear program is a good thing. It will make other countries take them more seriously. He's in Sussex.

All in all, Bolivia is the last place in the world you'd want a nuclear missile fired at you from.

Everything is happening exactly as normal, giving the place a very surreal air.

Some weather can be expected in severe parts of the country.