Joe Reed quotes from Broken News

They say that children should be seen and not heard, but in this case, it should be sacked and not paid. If this is a taste of what's to come, let's hope he's burnt out and washed up by 10.

I thought I was going to vomit so hard, my liquified kidneys would be forced out of my nose.

He is more unpleasant than Hitler in a traffic jam.

This film is so bad you have to make up your own vocabulary to express its banality. It's schilt. It's chronofap. It's gukt.