Broken News Season 1 quotes

This film is so bad you have to make up your own vocabulary to express its banality. It's schilt. It's chronofap. It's gukt.

Coming to the UK must have been an electric shock, with the two cultures punching each other. Was it a head for your test?

Now, let's talk in claustrophobia. Back then, racism was a word that didn't marzipan in your vocabulary.

Flying jump tackles were considered bad application form.

But for you, it was probably just like water off a swan's cock.

After 9/11, cockpit doors were strengthened greatly. Tests show that they can withstand high powered semtex and shoulder launched grenades. But, they were never tested against wooden planks, and this could be how terrorists got into the cockpit.

Katie Tate

Still to come. A roundup of our reminders of all the news still to come so far. All that still to come.

Richard Pritchard

But first. Coming up.

Richard Pritchard

Here's a text message from a viewer: "Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why? Why?". This message sums up many of your texts.

Katie Tate

"Why?". That's from John in Aberdeen

Richard Pritchard

"Why?". That's from...