Richard Pritchard quotes from Broken News

Richard Pritchard

A witty viewer texts in to say "This will only affect boys. Boys get the flu, girls get colds, so it stand to reason that only boys will die!" That's funny.

Richard Pritchard

"Road to Nowhere". Reports today suggest that the M25, Britain's busiest road, could be scrapped because it doesn't actually go anywhere.

Katie Tate

Here's a text message from a viewer: "I'm not a Nazi sympathiser, but why don't we ever sympathise with them".

Richard Pritchard

Another message says: "Your coverage of the war is anaemic and sentimentalised and doesn't fully convey the sheer horror of what went on. You should show more mutilated bodies and explosions."

Katie Tate

The next text reads: "Animals don't have wars. They just sit around all day, having a..."

Katie Tate

Here's a text message from a viewer: "I blame the breakdown of society on society."

Richard Pritchard

Here's another one: "Children these days sound too black. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just wrong".

Katie Tate

"Not all children are bad. Our daughter is the kindest person ever". That's from Mummy and Daddy in Newcastle.

Katie Tate

Still to come. A roundup of our reminders of all the news still to come so far. All that still to come.

Richard Pritchard

But first. Coming up.

Richard Pritchard

Here's a text message from a viewer: "Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why? Why?". This message sums up many of your texts.

Katie Tate

"Why?". That's from John in Aberdeen

Richard Pritchard

"Why?". That's from...