My father spoiled me. He bought me my first three piece suit. Ooh! I was the best dressed kid at preschool.
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RRamona
Betting against this team every week just got a little more interesting... and a lot more sexy!
That's my husband.
RRamona
For now.
Well, you know Javier has a way with words, by which I mean the kids have no idea what he's talking about.
Javi's so great with Sammy. Why can't he just be that guy with the team?
It's weird but when it comes to soccer, Javi just turns into some sort of incomprehensible Latin beat poet.
What do you always say when faced with a tough decision?
Why choose? Let's buy both.
The other thing you always say.
Ahh. What would Luis do?
Mi vida, I have a great plan to combine the defense of the Brazilian national team Joga Bonito with the offense of Real Madrid, and it will work as long as I can get Jasper to stop chasing butterflies.
You okay?
Not really. I was trying to play it all nice with Barry so he would go for the sole custody thing, and I wrecked it.
Yes, I heard. Then you dropped the L bomb on Javier. He was quite touched. It is all over his Instastory.
I don't trust guys with beards.
I have a beard.
If we were dating, you wouldn't.
That's one thing I love about you. You always do the right thing after you do the wrong thing.
What's everybody doing up?
It's 1:00 in the afternoon.
Oh, I hate when I wake up before my alarm!
Don't worry, Sammy. Everything will work itself out.
How?
Well... I wasn't expecting a follow up question.
Are there even 50 different colors of clay?
Jackie, please. I have 50 different colors of red lipstick.
All I've ever done is support you! I'm like your human jock strap!
Wow, there's not much space between meeting and consummating our relationship.
That was a great day.
It was a great brunch.
BBarry
The truth is, she never supported me.
Didn't she support you financially?
BBarry
Whose side are you on, man?
Jackie's. Very clearly, Jackie's.
You're so sexy when you listen to me.
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