Jackie Dixon quotes from Broke

Jackie

All I've ever done is support you! I'm like your human jock strap!

Jackie

It used to be if a problem came our way, we could just throw money at it. Now we roll our own quarters like animals!

Jackie

It's cinco de mayo.

Sammy

Who is it?

Jackie

It's your Aunt Elizabeth and Uncle Javier.

Sammy

Oh, you mean Aunt Hoity and Uncle Toity.

Jackie

I already have one child, I don't need two more. If you guys are gonna live here, you're gonna have to contribute.

Elizabeth

[chuckling with Javier] And where do you think we're gonna get the money to do that?

Jackie

Get jobs!

Jackie

Hey, you wanna play pool?

Luis

Sure, but I should warn you: I'm an excellent pool player.

Jackie

Then I should warn you: I cheat.

Jackie

God has nothing to do with sports!

Luis

Agreed! The only person you're ever competing against is yourself. Ignore the pain. Look ahead and give it everything you've got. Luke, 11:15.

Javier

I'm not familiar with that Bible passage.

Luis

Oh, it's not from the Bible. My spin instructor, Luke said that at his 11:15 class.

Jackie

You know what's really frustrating? It's almost impossible to stay mad at you.

Javier

It's probably my worst quality.

Luis

Well, you know Javier has a way with words, by which I mean the kids have no idea what he's talking about.

Jackie

Javi's so great with Sammy. Why can't he just be that guy with the team?

Elizabeth

It's weird but when it comes to soccer, Javi just turns into some sort of incomprehensible Latin beat poet.

Luis

You okay?

Jackie

Not really. I was trying to play it all nice with Barry so he would go for the sole custody thing, and I wrecked it.

Luis

Yes, I heard. Then you dropped the L bomb on Javier. He was quite touched. It is all over his Instastory.

Jackie

I don't trust guys with beards.

Luis

I have a beard.

Jackie

If we were dating, you wouldn't.

Elizabeth

What's everybody doing up?

Jackie

It's 1:00 in the afternoon.

Elizabeth

Oh, I hate when I wake up before my alarm!

Jackie

Are there even 50 different colors of clay?

Elizabeth

Jackie, please. I have 50 different colors of red lipstick.