Javier quotes from Broke

Javier

I don't need you looking out for me, Luis. I am not a child! I'm a grown man with child-like wonder.

Javier

Mi vida, I have a great plan to combine the defense of the Brazilian national team Joga Bonito with the offense of Real Madrid, and it will work as long as I can get Jasper to stop chasing butterflies.

Javier

It's mi papa.

Elizabeth

Dancing around things is how wealthy people discuss all uncomfortable topics. The key is to be indirect.

Javier

So for instance, if a friend had plastic surgery, we would never just ask them.

Elizabeth

Right, you would say something like, your face looks amazing! Have you been working out?

Javier

Mi Corazon, why don't you join us downstairs?

Elizabeth

Oh, I'd love to, but I'm currently upstairs.

Jackie

God has nothing to do with sports!

Luis

Agreed! The only person you're ever competing against is yourself. Ignore the pain. Look ahead and give it everything you've got. Luke, 11:15.

Javier

I'm not familiar with that Bible passage.

Luis

Oh, it's not from the Bible. My spin instructor, Luke said that at his 11:15 class.

Javier

Well, God does not have favorites, but God does have a sweet spot for Mexicans. How else can you explain that we ended up with the best music and the best food?

Luis

[in Spanish] And the best hair.

Javier

[in Spanish] And the best movie directors, but we shouldn't brag.

Jackie

You know what's really frustrating? It's almost impossible to stay mad at you.

Javier

It's probably my worst quality.

Elizabeth

What do you always say when faced with a tough decision?

Javier

Why choose? Let's buy both.

Elizabeth

The other thing you always say.

Javier

Ahh. What would Luis do?

Javier

Don't worry, Sammy. Everything will work itself out.

Sammy

How?

Javier

Well... I wasn't expecting a follow up question.

Elizabeth

Wow, there's not much space between meeting and consummating our relationship.

Javier

That was a great day.

Elizabeth

It was a great brunch.