Elizabeth quotes from Broke

Elizabeth

I had to lose a lot of skills to be rich.

Elizabeth

Fighting is always the last resort you go to. Like a Sandals resort in the Bahamas.

Elizabeth

That's one thing I love about you. You always do the right thing after you do the wrong thing.

Elizabeth

You're so sexy when you listen to me.

Elizabeth

I'm taking a test at school.

Jackie

I already have one child, I don't need two more. If you guys are gonna live here, you're gonna have to contribute.

Elizabeth

[chuckling with Javier] And where do you think we're gonna get the money to do that?

Jackie

Get jobs!

Elizabeth

Dancing around things is how wealthy people discuss all uncomfortable topics. The key is to be indirect.

Javier

So for instance, if a friend had plastic surgery, we would never just ask them.

Elizabeth

Right, you would say something like, your face looks amazing! Have you been working out?

Javier

Mi Corazon, why don't you join us downstairs?

Elizabeth

Oh, I'd love to, but I'm currently upstairs.

Elizabeth

Or *she* could do it. Think I blew your mind with that? I'm just getting started. Now, Christians, they might believe 'I didn't win this game but I will win the game in the World Cup'. Jewish people might be full of guilt and they'll say, 'It's my fault we lost the game, no it's my fault, no it's my fault.' While Buddhists, they might ask was there even a game to begin with.

Sammy

But there *was* a game.

Elizabeth

Was there?

Elizabeth

Wait - what the hell are we doing?

Luis

Are we talking nice about our fathers?

Elizabeth

This wine's making us soft! I am not ready to let him off the hook!

Luis

Well, I am not ready to stop drinking, so let's just power through this!

Betting against this team every week just got a little more interesting... and a lot more sexy!

Elizabeth

That's my husband.

For now.

Luis

Well, you know Javier has a way with words, by which I mean the kids have no idea what he's talking about.

Jackie

Javi's so great with Sammy. Why can't he just be that guy with the team?

Elizabeth

It's weird but when it comes to soccer, Javi just turns into some sort of incomprehensible Latin beat poet.

Elizabeth

What do you always say when faced with a tough decision?

Javier

Why choose? Let's buy both.

Elizabeth

The other thing you always say.

Javier

Ahh. What would Luis do?

Elizabeth

What's everybody doing up?

Jackie

It's 1:00 in the afternoon.

Elizabeth

Oh, I hate when I wake up before my alarm!

Jackie

Are there even 50 different colors of clay?

Elizabeth

Jackie, please. I have 50 different colors of red lipstick.