Luis Dominguez quotes from Broke

Luis

Let me clarify: Javier is an amazing artist but he's never been great at painting hands, hence the modesty birds.

Luis

Well, when I want Javier to shift his focus, I distract him with something shiny and new. He's like a kitten in that way. Also in the sounds he makes when he is napping. [in a high pitched voice] Meow meow.

Luis

My father spoiled me. He bought me my first three piece suit. Ooh! I was the best dressed kid at preschool.

Jackie

Hey, you wanna play pool?

Luis

Sure, but I should warn you: I'm an excellent pool player.

Jackie

Then I should warn you: I cheat.

Jackie

God has nothing to do with sports!

Luis

Agreed! The only person you're ever competing against is yourself. Ignore the pain. Look ahead and give it everything you've got. Luke, 11:15.

Javier

I'm not familiar with that Bible passage.

Luis

Oh, it's not from the Bible. My spin instructor, Luke said that at his 11:15 class.

Javier

Well, God does not have favorites, but God does have a sweet spot for Mexicans. How else can you explain that we ended up with the best music and the best food?

Luis

[in Spanish] And the best hair.

Javier

[in Spanish] And the best movie directors, but we shouldn't brag.

Elizabeth

Wait - what the hell are we doing?

Luis

Are we talking nice about our fathers?

Elizabeth

This wine's making us soft! I am not ready to let him off the hook!

Luis

Well, I am not ready to stop drinking, so let's just power through this!

Luis

Well, you know Javier has a way with words, by which I mean the kids have no idea what he's talking about.

Jackie

Javi's so great with Sammy. Why can't he just be that guy with the team?

Elizabeth

It's weird but when it comes to soccer, Javi just turns into some sort of incomprehensible Latin beat poet.

Luis

You okay?

Jackie

Not really. I was trying to play it all nice with Barry so he would go for the sole custody thing, and I wrecked it.

Luis

Yes, I heard. Then you dropped the L bomb on Javier. He was quite touched. It is all over his Instastory.

Jackie

I don't trust guys with beards.

Luis

I have a beard.

Jackie

If we were dating, you wouldn't.

The truth is, she never supported me.

Luis

Didn't she support you financially?

Whose side are you on, man?

Luis

Jackie's. Very clearly, Jackie's.