Ethel, Steve and others in “Unfinished Business”

Who the hell set the thermostat to 38 degrees?

Steve

[shivering] Woody did.

Woody, that is such a waste of energy! Don't you care about our planet at all?

Woody

[babbles mockingly] Oh, shut up, Ethel. Our planet is fine. It was here 2,015 years before me, and it'll be here 2,015 years after me.

Wow. Don't you know anything about the history of the Earth?

Woody

I know plenty. Here's a free history lesson. Listen and learn.

Steve

[offscreen] ♪ Jesus! Came to Earth in a ball of fire. Jesus! He killed all the dinosaurs. Jesus! Uppercutting T-Rex. Jesus! Karate kick that motherfucker. Jesus! Making oil for Republicans. Jesus! ♪

Woody

And that's pretty much it. Cue the theme song.