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Breaking Bad · Season 4, Episode 9

“Bug” quotes from Breaking Bad

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“Bug” · Season 4, Episode 9

In this episode: Walter White (2), Jesse Pinkman (1), Skyler White (1), Hank Schrader (1), Mike Ehrmantraut (1), Gus Fring (1)

[Hank wants Walter to drive him out to Gus' distribution center]

So, what do ya say, buddy? Got another field trip in ya?

[feigning illness] Uh, Hank, uh, I mean, it sounds great, really does, but y'know, I won't lie, you caught me somewhat... indisposed.

What do ya mean, like, taking a dump indisposed?

Yeah, that's... embarrassingly, that's it. Y'know, it's just upset stomach and everything. It's out of control... really explosive. Bad Tex-Mex at the mall.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it, you don't have to paint me a picture. Probably one guy in a diaper is enough for this trip anyway.

[Mike and Jesse bring in the body of a henchman shot by the cartel into the lab]

Should I even ask?

I wouldn't.

So, what? Is this going to be a regular thing now? Meth cooking and corpse disposal? Jesus...

Just grab us a spare barrel, Walter.

What was it this time? What did this poor bastard do to piss off Gus? Or did Gus just need to send another message?

Shut your mouth! You shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you. I don't want you talking to me or Jesse. Just get the barrel. And if you ever plan on calling the cops on one of my guys again, you go ahead and get two barrels.

[Skyler shows up "late" for Ted's IRS audit]

Oh, I am so sorry I am late! I got lost. Hey, Ted.

TTed

Sky?

Whew, this building is so confusing! There are doors everywhere! Hi, you are?

JJames

Special Agent James Picarus.

Ooh, special.

What am I doing here?

I know you have concerns. What happened yesterday to my man at the farm, it was a terrible thing.

Oh, the dude getting his head blown off? Yeah.

I have invited you into my home, prepared food, so we could sit and talk. Discuss what's going on in this business. Our business. Like men. And I will explain everything that's happening. I will answer your questions. But first, I need you to answer one question for me: Can you cook Walter's formula?

What?

Walter's formula. Can you produce this product without any help alone?

No. Why? You asking me if I can cook Mr. White's crystal without him? Me? The junkie loser you were about to waste and dump in the desert a month ago? This your plan, huh? Invite me to your house and make whatever the fuck this is? Be my buddy and make me feel important? Then get me to keep cooking for you after you kill Mr. White? You wanna talk like men? Let's talk like men: You kill Mr. White, you're gonna have to kill me, too!

That is not what I asked you. You are here because circumstances with the cartel are untenable and I need your help. I need you to help prevent an all-out war. Now, if you would answer the question. Can you cook Walter's formula?

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