Boy Meets World · Season 1
[referring to a baseball card] She paid $7 for it at a swap-meet.
$7 in dog years: a Cal Ripkin rookie goes for $150 easy. Your grandmother must really love you.
Or she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
You're kidding, aren't you?
I'm not sure.
Nice? She's beautiful. I mean, she's the most incredible girl I ever kissed.
Which puts her on a list of about two?
Minkus, get a life. That's your homework assignment: Get. A. Life.
[reading attendance sheet] Lawrence, Topanga?
[sitting on the floor on a pillow] I am channeling. I will only answer to the name of: [opens eyes] Oommmmmooooooowwwwwwooo!
Present... but not all here.
[Cory is dressed as George Washington and Minkus is dressed as King George.]
Fine, keep your goods. Like we need your stinkin' British goods. We're American, we're independent. We'll get our goods from Japan!
Just last night your son was imprisoned in his room, forbidden to go to the movies with his best friends.
Our daughter didn't dial random numbers in Saskatchewan just to hear people "talk Canadian".
[Cory is dressed as George Washington]
How come every boring guy in history is named George?[Mr. Feeny looks at him angrily] I mean every dead boring guy.
You know what my favorite part about Christmas is?
I go away for a week?
Yeah, that's pretty special.
You know, Cor, when I was a kid, Christmas was about appreciating your gifts because they were given with love.
Oh, right. Glad that's over.
Hey, Mom, this cereal is bogus. Where's my blue sugar moons? Where're my yellow teddy bears? All this is, is hamster food and cornflake dust. Where's all the good stuff?
Morgan.
She took out all the good stuff.
I've been up since 6 o' clock!
What is this? Sugar-coated... sugar?
I'm feeling very perky!
Come on, Morgan, let's get you into bed.
How come? How come? How come how come how come?
Because if we hurry we might just make it before the coma.
Coma? Coma? Coma coma coma?
Don't waste this, honey, have her paint the house.
Friday, I love Friday. Soon I'm gonna be home for the whole weekend.
Friday, I hate Friday. Soon you're gonna be home for the whole weekend.
Oh, you love me.
Oh, you wish.
When you're a kid, you see everything as right or wrong, black or white...
Blonde or brunette...
Where are Eric and Cory?
They... went to the library.
You mean the public library, the one that closes at nine?
Oh no, the other one.
I'm gonna take Morgan upstairs, and then you and I are gonna talk a little more.
Like a relationship-building thing?
No. [goes upstairs]
Wow. For the first time in my life, I'm in trouble with someone else's dad!
Maybe you'll smoke.
I don't think so.
What if...[points to Topanga] she thought smoking was cool? Would you smoke then?
In a heartbeat.
[to Topanga about Minkus] He smokes. You think that's cool?
I think any man that smokes is a pig.
I'm trying to quit!
What about alcohol?
Could you use someone else as an example?!
You are so wise.
Yes, I am. And that wisdom comes from knowing that if you have a relationship based on looks, it's stupid and superficial.
[The doorbell rings and Eric answers it.]
Hi, I'm Topanga's sister.
Hi, I'm stupid and superficial.
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