I can't believe you hit your dad! Now, does he have to leave the house in shame? Do you get his woman?
“Raging Cory” · Season 5, Episode 12
In this episode: Shawn Hunter (2), Cory Matthews (1), Jack Hunter (1)
[about Shawn's room] So when people throw garbage down the chute, this is where it winds up, huh?
Are you calling me a pig?
A pig would never live in here.
Oh, yeah?
[Shawn moves a curtain covering a closet to reveal a big black pig.]
No, I don't wanna get up. I hit my father. That's gotta be a bad sin. If this were the Bible, I'd be a father-smiter. I'd be Cory, son of Alan the Bruised.
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