CClarence
[As Clarice] Anyway, I finally thought why not adopt? Go overseas, get me one of those Chinese babies. You know, like Angelina Jolie? She did it, why not me?
S3 E2New Kids on the Block
I want to know when I'm going to be made partner?
When you're good enough.
CClarence
[As Clarice] Why you staring? I know why you're staring. You're staring at my knockers. I know when a man is staring at my knockers. This here, is part of the problem. They don't let me take maternity, they stare at my knockers. Know what I'm sayin'?
No way to treat a woman.
[Looking at Denny's date's picture]
Denny, she looks young. Does she know that you're... not?
Excuse me, I realize you're new to this office but we have a zero-tolerance policy here when it comes to sexual harassment.
Ha! [points to Denny] Tubby over there groped me when I came off the elevator.
Did he grunt as he groped? Because I found as long as he's not grunting you're perfectly fine.
[to Shirley about Jeffrey] Excuse me, but did you say this man is a partner?
She did. I could be your partner.
[upon being greeted by the firm] Yeah, don't anybody try to make friends with me.
This is abusive. Making me leave New York. I'm gonna call my parents and tell them I'm being abused.
I love dwarves! I was actually hoping you'd be one.
Who do we complain to here? The old people?
[Paul and Shirley get wide-eyed]
By the way, you are?
Drop dead.
[Denny spots Claire for the first time]
Well, well, well, well, well. If you're a client, I'll get you off; if you're not... the offer's still there.
Okay, ick... and double ick.
Welcome, to Boston Legal.
Jeffrey, the gross man is fondling me.
It's the official firm greeting.
[squeezes Claire's butt]
Cue the music.
Oh please. If there were new guys they would have shown up in the season premiere.
S3 E3Desperately Seeking Shirley
Shirley, the truth is I only took this case to be in court with you. I enjoy your company. So, if I can't join you on cases, I'll just have to oppose you. Or I could just oppose you right now against the wall. That would certainly make me happy.
Bethany, Brad'll be your point-man here, if you need anything go to him. If you're not satisfied... you come to me.
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