What are you doing?
The Secret.
Certainly you can tell me; I'm your flamingo.
No, no, no. The Secret. Haven't you heard? The law of attraction. Get with the program, man.
What are you talking about?
If you think positively, you become a magnet and pull in everything you want towards you.
Really?
I figure if I concentrate on world peace, maybe I can actually make it happen.
You're sitting here concentrating on world peace?
Oh, God, no. Gotta start smaller. I'm thinking Raquel Welch. Get her first, then go for peace.
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