Boston Legal quotes

Uh, I think that's my seat.

Alan Shore

Yes, I did see someone's things here. I moved them to a less desirable location.

Alan

I'm sorry. We're not territorial about that sort of thing around here, are we?

Denny Crane

[introductions] Denny Crane.

I know. I'm from Chicago.

Denny Crane

Oh, my kind of town. Always had the best sex of my life in Chicago. What about you?

Where the hell is Edwin?

[entering the room, wearing no pants] Sorry I'm late, good people.

Alan

Is it casual Monday?

Brad

I outrank you.

Alan

And I'm such a slut for authority.

Alan

I have trouble talking that fast. I don't believe in being straight up, but I'm a big fan of your Aqua Velva commercials.

Alan

You two have had sex!

Brad

We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?

She's earned this, Mr. Shore.

Alan

I have no doubt. But you realize producers do have discretion in the art of casting - strikes me as a very inexact science.

The sun needs to come out today - not tomorrow, your honor. [courtroom explodes in applause] That's what you call a rabbit, son. Denny Crane.

Alan

Christine, you were in love with a man who was unworthy of you, who made you doubt everything you had a right to count on, who perhaps even toyed with your sanity.

That's still no reason to kill him.

Alan

Perhaps he had it coming.

Perhaps you did.

Alan

[to Brad] Do you do tongue pushups?

Alan

[to Sally] I haven't kept up with the boyfriend/girlfriend regulations.

Denny

A man died during angioplasty, leaving him dead. Tragic.

Denny

[deposing an attractive plaintiff] In this last year, would you say you've had more or less sex since your husband died?

Alan

[to Lori] I find it difficult to maintain grudges against all those who want to kill me, don't you? Perhaps you'll find that witty comeback in your office.

Alan

I demand only one thing in a relationship, Christine, that I remain utterly alone.