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Boston Legal · Season 3, Episode 4

Shirley and Alan in “Fine Young Cannibal”

[After Alan loses the wrestling match to Denny]

Shirley

Five seconds?

Alan

He cheated. You can't squat on the head.

Shirley

Five seconds?

Alan

Four, actually.

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