Alan and Attorney in “An Eye for an Eye”

One last proposal that's entirely possible. I'm kidding by the way, depending upon your reaction-300,000 sealed, we kick back fifty to you under the table.

Mr. Shore, I guarantee you I am not that kind of attorney.

Really? Gosh, I am.

I should report you directly to the bar, if not the district attorney.

Well, if that's how you feel, then I was kidding.